Median

The man stands alone at the intersection. He stands in the middle of the road between the entrance and exit of a large shopping mall in our town. I see him almost every weekend and in every kind of weather.

His haggard appearance is always covered within a sweatshirt hood. Sometimes though, when he lifts his head, one can see his wind-burned dirty face and the beard which has grown down to his chest.

He says nothing, asks for nothing. He holds a sign – words scrawled on a piece of cardboard:

“Lost my job.

Have a family.

Will work.”

xxx

Vehicles drive past him:  Tahoes, Yukons, Suburbans,  RAM trucks, sporty SUVs and showy Cadillacs. These cars and trucks often drive by with a single passenger talking on a cell phone or listening to loud thumping music.

No hands extend to the man. Car windows remain closed to the winter’s cold.

There was one time, as I drove past the mall, that I had seen two local policemen talking to the man. They were trying to get him to move along.  Later that day the man was gone. Yet, I would see him return on another day and then another and another.

The man will say “God bless you,” when you give him money.

Listen Up Chicago

What is the difference between the passengers of the Titanic and Illinois voters?

The passengers of the Titanic didn’t vote to hit the iceberg.

(from a listener calling into the Bruce Wolf & Dan Proft radio program):

Bruce Wolf & Dan Proft
Saturday: 12:00 PM – 3:00 PM
Sunday: 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM


(I listen to these guys every Saturday while running errands. They are funny and informative.)

Take a listen.
(January 22, 2011 podcast topics include Keith Oberlmann, The Super Bowl, American Idol, Rahm Emmauel and Amy Chua.)

Punxsutawney Phil Bites Back

CHICAGO:

Snowfall, 20-25″.

Winds reaching 60-70 MPH.

Chicago Public Schools are closed.

LSD is closed.

Travel bans are in effect.

Tonight: Wind chill to create temperatures of 25-35 degrees below zero.

Advised to stay home: Snow day. Pajamas. My car waiting for the gallant snow plow to arrive.

Not quite the Chicago blizzard of 1967. Not yet.

Mayor Daley is praying that he doesn’t see the shadow of Mayor Bilandic in a blizzard of Brrreaucracy!

Washington D.C. March For Life 2010

2014 SOTU Check List:

2014 SOTU Check List:

Obamacare (the voodoo remedy for healthcare) is repealed and replaced.

– Tim Pawlenty is President, Mitch Daniels is VP. Sarah Palin is homeland ambassador. Her role is ambassador to America for America. Newt Gingrich is presidential advisor. I would be spiritual advisor (I would pray a lot.)

-Democratic senators like Dick “Land of Lincoln Liberal” Durbin are removed from office.

Illinois is replaced with Indiana.

-Rahm Emanuel has found a job as talk show co-host with Ron Reagan for Air America (now defunct).

-Big government spending is replaced with individual spending.

-Teleprompters are replaced with people of substance.

Help me add to the list….

Replace the SOTU Tub-Thumping Speechifier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbx0Ql8RM7E&feature=player_embedded

The Liberal Media Has Spoken

Keep a Lid On It, Properly

You’ve already discovered this. The paper cup and plastic lid connection, that is.

You purchase a medium-sized coffee and the coffee-teer gives you a scalding hot brew in a paper cup. You quickly and carefully place a cardboard bootie on the cup so as to insulate your hand from third degree burns. But, no one tells you that you have to line up the plastic lid in a certain way so as to not allow searing droplets of forever staining brown stuff to fall from the mouth of the cup onto your finally clean and pressed khakis. In this case, you are on your own; you are up a creek without a stir stick. In coffee parlance:  da solo.

In my continuing search for Quality, Quality which embraces both the classical scientific method and classical romanticism, I have finally pushed through the internal ‘gumption traps’ that kept my coffee randomly escaping my coffee cup. I refused to answer the question with anger, anxiety, boredom and value rigidity. I hypothesized, tested and retested. I went for long walks. I took deep breaths. I meditated. Then, the answer came.

After much deliberate testing and much laid back intuition I found the answer to the leakage problem: Place the opening of the plastic lid on the mouth of the paper cup at 180 degrees from the seam of the paper cup.

In the past I had noticed that as the opening was placed closer to the seam, dribbling would occur, thereby forever making stains in random unwanted places on my clothes. But, with proper placement of the lid, dribbling is contained. The cup of coffee is then safely drunk in any attire including wedding gear and with gumption

Now, you’re on your own.

(with thanks to Phaedrus and Robert M. Pirsig)

What, No Government Assistance?! No Obamacare?!

This 107 year-old man should be a U.S. senator!

The Trajectory of Jared Lee Loughner

When I see this man,
His face a gun pointed,
Pointed at me,
I feel the point of impact:
Blood drains;
Ice cold fear is pumped to the exit wound.

When I see this man,
Bullet eyes formed into casings,
Finger twitching between good and evil,
Schizophrenic, delusional, chasm born,
I see him no longer seeing me.
Devoid of me, the other,
The visage of reality is destroyed at gunpoint.

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