Obama’s First Christmas Album
November 22, 2010 Leave a comment
If you are looking to recreate the slobbering sentiments of 2008 here’s a Christmas album just for you!
You’ll enjoy this timeless hit: Obama, All ye fateful
Plus…
I’ll be Oprah for Christmas
I Saw Barney Frank Kissing Santa Claus
The Twelve Days of Van Jones
Frosty, the Telepromper
Oh, Little Town of Barack-ahem
The First “Oh, Well”
Grandma Got Run Over by Obamacare
…and many many more…
Here’s a sample track:
Obama, All ye Fateful
Obama, All ye Fateful
Progressive and most Special
Obama, Obama, ye from Kenya to DC.
Come and behold him,
Born the King of Presidents;
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama the More.
Highest, most Mostly,
Light of light infernal,
Born of a woman,
A mortal he comes?
Son of a Soros
Now in the press appearing!
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama the More.
O Sing, choirs of mainstream media
Sing in exultation,
Sing all ye illegal citizens crossing our border!
Glory to Obama
Especially if you remove ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell;
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama the More.
Yea, Obama we voted for thee,
One born to organize communities:
Obama, to thee all our money be given!
Word of his lips
Now gives our leg a chill;
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama, let us adore you,
Obama the More