2014 SOTU Check List:

2014 SOTU Check List:

Obamacare (the voodoo remedy for healthcare) is repealed and replaced.

– Tim Pawlenty is President, Mitch Daniels is VP. Sarah Palin is homeland ambassador. Her role is ambassador to America for America. Newt Gingrich is presidential advisor. I would be spiritual advisor (I would pray a lot.)

-Democratic senators like Dick “Land of Lincoln Liberal” Durbin are removed from office.

Illinois is replaced with Indiana.

-Rahm Emanuel has found a job as talk show co-host with Ron Reagan for Air America (now defunct).

-Big government spending is replaced with individual spending.

-Teleprompters are replaced with people of substance.

Help me add to the list….

Replace the SOTU Tub-Thumping Speechifier

What, No Government Assistance?! No Obamacare?!

This 107 year-old man should be a U.S. senator!

Illinois Exit Ramp Flooded with Fleeing Taxpayers

Dollar hungry Democrats are plotting to raise Illinois taxes by 75% from 3% to 5.25%  (the personal income tax rate). It’s time to leave the Land of Lincoln.

I’ve had enough of Illinois and Illinois Democrats (Quinn, Blago, Dick Durbin, the Madigans, Mayor Daley and God help us, Rahm Emanuel, if he takes over Chicago as Mayor). I’ve had enough. I’ve lived here in Illinois all my life. It’s time to go live somewhere else. Indiana wants me.

Ithaca, Ithaca, Ithaca

http://vimeo.com/17916422

w/thanks to the Legal Insurrection Blog for exposing those “dangerous” Tea Party people.

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Cash Flow and a Curmudgeon In a Coffin?

Problem:  1.) We are all victims and 2.) Rich people have money we do not have.

Solution:  If we could just induce the rich to stand on their heads without getting directly involved we could have a redistribution of wealth without picking their pockets.  We do want to appear progressive and respectable at the same time.

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Paradise’s Believe It or Not:

Original:  σορός
Transliteration: soros
Phonetic (sor-os’)
Short Definition: coffin

Word Origin:  a prim. word
Definition:  a cinerary urn, by anal. a coffin

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 We can all profit from Hayek:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNbYdbf3EEc&NR=1

All in the Family

“Good people leave an inheritance to their grandchildren, but the sinner’s wealth passes to the godly.” Proverbs 13:22

NO INHERITANCE TAXES!

What’s Left

W/Thanks to legalinsurrection.blogspot.com. See my Blogs to Read.

O Holy Flight (From Christmas)

(A postmodern Christmas)

Christmas Eve:

Over the waiting and through the body scanner,

To grandmother’s house we go…

The TSA knows the way,

To handle …your package.

“Underwear bombers move to the end of the line, please!”

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Yuletide carols being sung by a secular choir;

Female pop singers whining down another year,

Music streaming, reprogramming.

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Broke, Flat-out busted, Best Buy-ed,

Macy, Macyier, Macyest,

Amassed among the Amazon-ed.

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Fizz the season, too, by golly:

“Plop, Plop. Fizz. Fizz.

O, what a relief it is!”

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Sprigs of Hollywood and Vine dance while

Visions of HD sugar plums fairies

Tug remotely at

Lazy Boys

Churning.

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Egg nog, glug and figgy pudding?

G-G-Ghosts of Christmas gastronomy.

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Superstore angels bring good tidings of great joy:

Black Friday is the new White Christmas!

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Down the chimney,

“Ho, Ho, Ho,”

Global Warming comes,

Inconveniently,

Melting away minutes of our snow covered evening.

Bah, Humbug you opportunistic

Scrooge of a scourge.

“I’ll cap and trade your ass!”

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Up on the housetop reindeer pause…

Carbon footprints in the snow! Oh, no!

Update:  Reindeer games beginning 10:00 EST.

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Santa, “APPROVED”,

Baby Jesus, ACLU’d.

Nativity Receptivity?

It takes a village to raze a Christ Child.

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Marquee lights announce the second coming of Black Friday.

Electrified houses boast of more watts per square inch.

Tree lights twinkle when tickled by boughs

Glowing snowmen bobbing, bobbing slow men glowing

White blinking lights, sentinels flanking our windows,

Warn us of Christmas!

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Obama’s First Christmas Album

If you are looking to recreate the slobbering sentiments of 2008 here’s a Christmas album just for you!

 You’ll enjoy this timeless hit:  Obama, All ye fateful

Plus…

I’ll be Oprah for Christmas

I Saw Barney Frank Kissing Santa Claus

The Twelve Days of Van Jones

Frosty, the Telepromper

Oh, Little Town of Barack-ahem

The First “Oh, Well”

Grandma Got Run Over by Obamacare

…and many many more…

Here’s a sample track:

 

Obama, All ye Fateful

 

Obama, All ye Fateful

Progressive and most Special

Obama, Obama, ye from Kenya to DC.

Come and behold him,

Born the King of Presidents;

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama the More.

 

Highest, most Mostly,

Light of light infernal,

Born of a woman,

A mortal he comes?

Son of a Soros

Now in the press appearing!

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama the More.

 

O Sing, choirs of mainstream media

Sing in exultation,

Sing all ye illegal citizens crossing our border!

Glory to Obama

Especially if you remove ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell;

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama the More.

 

Yea, Obama we voted for thee,

One born to organize communities:

Obama, to thee all our money be given!

Word of his lips

Now gives our leg a chill;

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama, let us adore you,

Obama the More