Outsourcing

August 23, 2011 Leave a comment

 The radio message came at 22:01:44.9 Martian time:  “The Community-Organizer-in-Chief has left the Washington DC Bureau of Breadlines and has fled to his Martha’s Vineyard compound.”

 It was to be expected. The People’s Economy had turned on him. Unfed jobless (and tattooed) masses were walking the streets looting, robbing and killing for food. Washington, the center for The People’s Economy was no longer safe.  But, we felt safe in our star-ship Gorforit. That is, Friedrich and I felt safe.  My name is Milton.

 You should know that there were many Capitalists in The People’s America when the Hope and Change Desolation began ten years ago. But, since that time, there is now only a small remnant left.

 Back then we were called the “Free-Market-eers.”  As such, we were constantly booed and jeered by The People’s Media.  Flash mobs of union workers, guided by The People’s Media, attacked us. And though we were peace-keeping people, many of us were battered and some lost their lives.  At one point it became so bad that corporate jet owners were being hung openly on the Mall, right in front of Lincoln Memorial.

 How did this all begin? A Progressive candidate (The Candidate) won the presidential election in 2008. This newly elected president began to stir up class warfare among the people.  He incited people to turn against each other, neighbor against neighbor, because of money. The People’s Media joined in.

 In 2011 a “Lean Forward” campaign was launched by the People’s Media.  Soon, the slothful, the dimwitted and the envious began to call themselves “The Forward Thinkers” or the “Lean-Forward Thinkers” – commonly known as the “LFT”. Their numbers, mostly union workers and unemployed college graduates with useless degrees, grew rapidly.

 The People’s Media which had once campaigned for The Candidate in 2008, now campaigned for the Lean-Forward group.  The campaign encouraged these marauders to take from the rich (those who had a job and some income) and to give to the “under-privileged” – those who saw what others had and wanted the same things.

From the Oval office the president, via regular People’s Media broadcasts, told the citizens that government was the best mechanism to handle society’s problems.  So, with the help ‘elected’ representatives he began to take away the people’s money through taxation. People were no longer able to donate to charities or to directly help their neighbor.  Every dollar was excised from the people for the people in The People’s Economy.

 The People’s Media, rousing the animal passions of the LFT members, encouraged demonstrations to take place against Free-Marketeer businesses.  Soon, though, the demonstrations were replaced with random looting and pillaging of stores.  Strife increased between merchant and customer, neighbors and friends.

 Our nations’ economy, once strong and vibrant because of free-market exchange, was now subject to the whims of recalcitrant, angry mobs and inept tyrannical leadership.  It quickly deteriorated until our present time.

 So, a plan was decided at our last Capitalist conclave held in a secret hiding place near Mount Rushmore.  Two of us would go to Mars and begin a free market economy on a new planet. Both Friedrich and I volunteered to go.  We were the oldest in the group.  If something happened we were both prepared to die.

 We had the star-ship Goforit but not the fuel.  The People’s Economy rationed both fuel and food. So, we had to put our heads together to find a solution. Now, we had done similar things like this before so we were not overly concerned but time was running out.

There was no IPO for this venture, no influx of cash.  The US dollar had folded.  Instead, we had to learn to create fuel out of gold bullion.  And, as it turned out, a small amount of this fuel would take us all the way to Mars. Once there we could also use it to barter with the Martians.  They have no gold on Mars but they do have good underground living quarters for the two of us. We could set up shop very quickly. In fact, it was the Martians who had offered to help us.  They would benefit from us. It would be a mutually beneficial relationship, something no longer found in The People’s America.

 We all believed, the Free-Market-eers, that is, that there would be defectors from the People’s Economy but we didn’t know when. Things were getting nasty in The People’s America.  So we decided to plan ahead and get ready for the influx of homeless and hungry. We had to start somewhere new.  Somewhere that wouldn’t be affected by The People’s Media. 

It seemed to us that Mars was the best option since there was a significant time delay for any radio signal to reach that planet. And better yet, The People’s Media Broadcasts would easily get lost within the noise of space radiation and our own Sun’s solar flares. “Bingo,” I said when I heard this.

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 “Milton”, Friedrich spoke glancing out Goforit’s small window at the silent Martian orb, “soon you and I will be able to start our booming life again, but this time, on the Red Planet!”

Milton replied, “A laissez-faire world at last. To Mars or bust, my friend, to Mars or bust.”

© Sally Paradise, 2011, All Rights Reserved

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Kalifornia’s Kontempt for Kids

July 6, 2011 Leave a comment

News Flash: Sexual Supremacists have demanded that legislatures in California include gay history in school curriculum:  “The bill, passed on a party-line vote, adds lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people as well as people with disabilities to the list of groups that schools must include in the lessons. It also would prohibit material that reflects adversely on gays.”

Would school material depicting typical families of male and female parents (i.e., natural marriage (which of course is the only way history stays alive)) in school curriculum, be considered offensive to gays?  Of course it will be and soon. The homosexuals will want equal space, wording, etc. in textbooks and time.  A child will be indoctrinated to accept homosexuality as a normal manifestation of sexuality.  They will never be told about the down sides of homosexuality, the obvious one being HIV/AIDS. Instead, children will be taught that angry white men keep homosexuals marginalized and their treatment programs under funded.  In other words, homosexuals are just misunderstood victims.

Teaching children this sexual-lifestyle-based stuff is aggravated sexual abuse of a minor. Discussing these sexual things violate California’s Lewd Acts with Minors, a punishable offense.  If homosexuals want to talk about “Gay History” (with other adults) there are plenty of liberal Liberal Arts colleges that will add this course to their already socially myopic curriculum.

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  California’s socially biased bill SB48, a bill that would endorse homosexuals in history books (with disabled person’s history thrown in to help get the bill passed) will supposedly help mitigate the bullying of homosexuals.  Why not just teach the Golden rule:  Love thy neighbor as thy self?

What about the constant barrage of bed-room explicit sexual information being thrown at our school children by the homosexual community?  Do our kids really need to know a historical person’s sexual orientation to be educated about history?  Whatever a homosexual did in history it can be talked about in the classroom without making a sexual denotation.  You know that, don’t you? This sexual indoctrination in the classroom blantanly bypasses the moral teaching of parents and family.  Homosexuals know this.

 Ironically, homo-lifers are the ones bullying the legislature and the public schools to demand that history books include homosexuals, as if sexual orientation mattered to history:  Joe Schmoe, homosexual, invented the Nerf ball holder in 1976; Joe Schmoe is married to none other than to John Doe Schmoe; Mary Schmary, lesbian, drove a U-haul across the Gobi desert to find a vaginal dam and a partner. She was unsuccessful but is remembered for her uncanny sarcasm in the face of extreme odds; Harry Contrary, cross-dresser, marched in a Chicago St. Patrick’s day parade in 20 degree weather wearing only a boa and short-shorts.  He is to be remembered for dedication to our GLBT community and as a victim of Chicago’s winter; ad nauseam.

 The more crap that is placed in our school’s American history books the more we will find the need to flush them down the toilet to meet up with California.

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Coming soon to a California school near you:

Sex Education class in middle school:  “The methods and techniques of homosexuality, we will show you how. Make sure to vaccinate your procreation against HIV/AIDS. We are everywhere.”

Biology 101:  “Some men’s bodies were made for men, some women’s bodies were made for women, we will show you how.”

“Masturbators who have changed the course of history,”

“How S&M speaks to us today,”

“A Greek History of Anal Sex,”

“The Physics of Fist F**king,”

“Safe and Feces Free Anallingus,”

“A child’s role in endorsing a liberal Democrat for any office.”

“Saying “Yes” to unions and “No” to individual initiative.”

“A People’s History of Diversity:  man f**king man

“The Little Porno Shop of Honors”

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Don’t be in denial:  The best antidote for this blatant in-your-face curriculum is to home school or church school our children.  Our children can learn good viable social values being around other Christians.  Letting your children attend a school with this sexual orientation curriculum is to let the world, the flesh and the devil have its way with our kids.

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