The Obama Nation Rap by Rapper CommonWeal

Chaos is spelled O-B-A-M-A-nation,
This man markets himself as our only salvation,
Yet, our Divine Demagogue with deficits galore
Messes with our future and pimps us as whores.

Obama the Inflater sends prices sky- rocketing
While Obama the insurance man, your money he’s pocketing
“We can win the future if buy you my party’s ticket
You will have peace of mind, the future can go stick it.”

Jennings and Ayers, Jeremiah Wright and Van Jones,
You wouldn’t let these kind of people into your homes.
Yet, the leader of the Chaos Cartel let’s ’em come ’round,
He will even let George Soros buy the next round.

Illegal immigrants and narco-terrorists daily cross the line
While Obama the Teleprompter plays Joker just fine:
“Moats and alligators, what else do these Americans need?”
“Chaos and insecurity, total dependence is my creed.”

Two-Faced Obama speaks from both sides of a lie
He wants us to think progressivism hasn’t died:
“Shame on corporations for making so much.”
“Now, come on GE, let’s go have some tax-free lunch.”

Nine percent unemployment means that millions have been sacked
Yet Our Most Benevolent Obama is hoping to be backed
So campaigning is the first priority of this President:
“Let them eat cake and food stamps if they’re a resident.”

Obama, Slick-Attorney, appointed AG Holder-over
A man obsessed with racism from Panther to Panther.
The Constitution is living and also dead in my time.
The Federal courts can’t even rule mandatory health care is a crime.

Michelle, the Obamaness, brought ‘art’ to our nation’s crib,
A rapper named Common his filthy message glib:
“Don’t trust the Man, be chaos if you can.”
“BTW: Poetry is a piece that you hold in your hand.”

Obama and chaos are one and the same,
Obama and uncertainty look for someone to blame
But the mirror of Truth doesn’t hold a narcissist’s gaze,
It only sheds light on the instant gratification craze.

Obama, Chaos,
Obama, the Neil Patrick Harris of poli-schtick,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, the Blamer,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, racism,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, division,
Obama, chaos,
Obama, class warfare,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, the Mocker,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, the Insipid,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, the Intransigent,
Obama, Chaos,
Obama, Hubris,
Obama, Chaos…

(music fades, the economy fails and the American spirit dies on the vine.)

This is my art.

by Rapper CommonWeal aka Sally Paradise
© Sally Paradise, 2011, All Rights Reserved

Obama’s National Health Care=Our National Health Catastrophe

Obamians vs. the Common man

The Democrat’s/progressive’s answers to any economic/political question:  tax people more and give people a ration (bait-and-switch government);  you need government’s help;  the government has your best interest at heart, you are too stupid to know any better and government has deeper pockets than you, you won’t have a chance without government;  the people’s pie needs to be divvied up;  Fairness is better than justice; equal outcome trumps exceptional achievement;  everyone who is not wealthy is a victim of unfairness; It’s every woman’s right to commit abortion; life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness can only come when others are forced to share their life, liberty and happiness; having a government-secured future is better than trusting in a God we cannot see; you shouldn’t have to reap what you sow.

 The Republican response to a problem:  let’s make the pie bigger so that we can all share in its increase; government, get off our backs; it is every fetus’ right to be protected;  life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness comes when a person pursues life, liberty and happiness.  charity profits from such pursuits; accountability is mandatory.

The Writing on the Wall

Ob-a-Man is running for re-election.  This UberMan has never stopped campaigning (except while making hops and malt into Obama beer:  PrezFez.  He must be getting ready for another beer summit.).

It is said that he will gather one billion dollars ($1,000,000,000.00) to finance his campaign.  (This money, put into the hands of the common folk, would do much to stimulate the economy.  Ob’s ego is stimulated enough.)

 Obama, the Enabler:  “We can Win the Future… if you just keep buying the lottery tickets I’m selling!”; “Carpe pecunia!”

 (Obamany:   Asking your husband if you can spend more money than you as a couple will ever have in your life and telling him that your household will be better off for it! “Honey, let’s make the kids pay our bills. Today, we live!)

Obama:  LOL, COL (cry out loud).

Mene Mene Tekel Upsharin

2014 SOTU Check List:

2014 SOTU Check List:

Obamacare (the voodoo remedy for healthcare) is repealed and replaced.

– Tim Pawlenty is President, Mitch Daniels is VP. Sarah Palin is homeland ambassador. Her role is ambassador to America for America. Newt Gingrich is presidential advisor. I would be spiritual advisor (I would pray a lot.)

-Democratic senators like Dick “Land of Lincoln Liberal” Durbin are removed from office.

Illinois is replaced with Indiana.

-Rahm Emanuel has found a job as talk show co-host with Ron Reagan for Air America (now defunct).

-Big government spending is replaced with individual spending.

-Teleprompters are replaced with people of substance.

Help me add to the list….

“Oh, the humanity!”

“Oh, the insanity!”

King Care

(A One Act Play)

[King Care is in his throne room with the Duchess of House Pelosi, the Earl of Senate Reed and Courtier Rahm]

King Care:
“Duchess of House Pelosi, tell me how much you love me.”

Duchess of House Pelosi:
“King Care, your teleprompter words are golden.”

King Care:
“Earl of Senate Reed, tell me how much you love me”

Earl of Senate Reed:
“Your Majesty, future generations will be forever indebted to you.”

King Care (to himself):
“Taxpayer, taxpayer, wherefore art thou taxpayer?”

[Taxpayer Goneril, Taxpayer Regan and Taxpayer Cordelia enter]

King Care:
“Taxpayer Goneril, tell me how much you love me.”

Taxpayer Goneril:
“Thou dost complete me, Your Majesty.”

King Care:
“Taxpayer Regan, tell me how much you love me.”

Taxpayer Regan:
“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for your health coverage today.”

King Care:
“Taxpayer Cordelia, tell me how much you love me.”

Taxpayer Cordelia:
“I would rather not say my lord King.”
“To be covered or not to be covered that is a taxing question, my lord.”

King Care:
“And you Fool, what say you?”

Fool:
“If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I’d have thee beaten for being old before thy time”

King Care (to Himself):
“Now I see. I will divide my time between my loyal taxpayers Goneril and Regan. I will visit the backyard barbeque of Taxpayer Goneril for a while and then I will go the backyard barbeque of Taxpayer Regan. I will bring with me the Knights of MSNBC.
“Cordelia, O Taxpayer Cordelia. How can she not tell me of her love for me? I know. I’ll banish Cordelia to Europe. Maybe she will learn to love my socialist ways.
[To Cordelia]: “Be gone, Cordelia.”

Earl of Senate Reed:
“Your Majesty, the Duchess of House Pelosi and I must take our leave and return to our homes. The people at home are uprising.”

King Care:
“Take your leave. Godspeed Earl of Senate Reed and Duchess of House Pelosi. Quench the uprisings before any more damage is done to my kingdom.

King Care [To Himself]:
“Can I be going progressively mad? Where is my golf bag? Courtier Rahm, what time do we tee?”

Courtier Rahm:
“Your Majesty, tee time is any time you wish.”
[Courtier Rahm bows low]
“Your Majesty, if I may, I must take leave to return to my home town by the Lake of Michigan. The f—ing public needs my damm good presence.”

King Care [lighting up]:
“Well then take your leave Courtier Rahm. Remind the Taxpayers in that great town of my words to them: “Yes, we can…””
[To Himself]:
“…at any cost.”

Courtier Rahm:
[bowing]
“Yes, of course, Your Majesty. I’m f—ing otta here.”
[Courtier Rahm leaves]

King Care:
[To Taxpayer Goneril and Taxpayer Regan]
“Come along my adoring Taxpayers Goneril and Regan. We will talk about taxes when Earl of Senate Reed and Duchess of House Pelosi return from their campaigns. Let us eat and drink for tomorrow we may die.”

The End.