How Much Will It Cost Me?

How many democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Twenty-three.

10 union workers
1 union steward w/union contract
1 MSNBC reporter ( Keith Olbermann could become available.)
1 clown (for distraction. If no clown available, use MSNBC newscaster.)
1 pickpocket
1 light bulb czar
1 Chicago politician
1 Jesse Jackson
1 ACLU attorney
1 Black Panther w/billy club
1 OSHA representative
1 EPA consultant
1 Pelosi (for automatic screwing)
1 Obama (to help us understand the issue)

It takes twenty-three democrats to put the light bulb in place and one hundred taxpayers (now waiting in the dark) to fund it.

“Oh, the humanity!”

“Oh, the insanity!”

The “What? Me Worry?” Generation

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/11/02/

One Sweet Day Someday

I swear.  There must be a two-year old Mariah Carey living upstairs directly above my head.  Her piercing shriek is three octaves higher than human beings are able to bear.  With the canine population, I am always on high alert when she’s home.

I don’t know if her brothers are teasing this little girl or maybe the girl just gets frustrated with the constant loud drone of techno dance music that her mother plays throughout the day and night.

Or, maybe, it’s just me.  Maybe I’m just too sensitive. Maybe I shouldn’t take naps on the weekend or sleep at night (or at all).  Maybe, I shouldn’t think that a parent should get involved in the affairs of children.  Maybe it’s all me.

My vote: Sowell Man

Unplug the LeFt Support

The firing Of Juan Williams from NPR is a perfect example of the liberal left’s desire to extrude public conversation into its own progressive image. NPR, for all intents and purposes, is a mouthpiece of leftist looneyologies. Being that NPR is a taxpayer-funded organization it has no business be politically leveraged one way or the other. It should be unplugged from taxpayer funds immediately.

I stopped listening to NPR years ago when I realized the liberal bent. When you have radio programs coming out of Madison WI, you know that it is liberal.

NPR should lose its taxpayer funding immediately, especially in light of the fact that George George Soros recently donated 1.8 million dollars to NPR (and also to Media Matters). With that kind of money (and lobbying influence) NPR does not require our money. NPR also requires a new moniker: WPPC (We’re Politically Politically Correct)

And, I need a new bumper sticker:

Capitalism: An Ascent to Freedom

NEWS FLASH: Chilean miners rescued from the depths of despair with the help of capitalism …while Progressives stand by with their hands in other people’s pockets.

A Few Good Men, Part 2

Staff Sgt. Robert Miller gave his life for his country. He gave his life. . . so that progressives could whine about not having government sponsored health care? He gave his life so that gays could whine about not being legally married? He gave his life so that our own borders could be overrun by illegal aliens and drug lords? He gave his life so that the Democrats and the progressive left could freely spend our country into enormous debt, procuring entitlement programs? (It is this undisciplined type of spending that makes each citizen a slave to government and our nation as a whole subservient to other nations. In contrast, it was a discipline of mind, soul and body which prepared Staff Sgt. Robert Miller to make the ultimate sacrifice for his country-he gave up his rights and kept his responsibilities.)

Robert Miller unselfishly gave his life. He laid down his life for his friends.

Robert Miller gave his life to save 22 lives and he protected my life here at home. Chivalry is not dead. It lives on in the memory of Staff Sgt. Robert Miller and in the protection of liberty that he secures.

For progressives, this blood-bought liberty is used to whine about everything they don’t have and then they resolve to take it from someone else.

The Girl with the Wagon Tattoo

There it was. A rumble-seat tattoo. A tattoo that spanned across the Sierra Madre of a large backside and just peeking out above a pair of “Baby Phat” jeans. When the girl leaned forward, the words, “Yes, We Can,” appeared.

Was she a mover & shaker in the Obama campaign? Was she a MSNBC media strategist? Or, was she a union worker with plenty of government backing? I’ll report. You decide.

All I do know is that the more she bent over, the more was revealed to me.

Bye, Bye My American Pie

Our President BO spends much of his time golfing, bobbing in and out of church and backyards for photo ops and in dividing up the American Pie into finer slices. Instead of making a bigger Pie with business incentives, tax breaks and laissez-faire government, BO wants to make sure that our current pie is filled with plenty of our tax money and that the pie is sliced evenly. (Of course, he hands more slices to labor unions and to his own self-preserving interests.) In fact, BO defines his appeal (his bribery) to the American people with his ‘hands-on’ ‘pie-slicing’ type of administration.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Eating his Christmas pie,
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum
And said “What a good boy am I!”

BO wants to serve us his version of my American Pie. But, I’m not buying it and I’m not eating it- not after his hands have been in it.