Birding
December 14, 2024 Leave a comment
Thanksgiving morning Toby woke up to noise and smells. He got out of bed and went downstairs in his PJs. The noise and smells were coming from the kitchen. His mother, aunt Susie and grandma Evans were talking and cooking. His seven-year-old sister Tilly was sitting on the counter singing one of her happy songs.
In the family room, Uncle Kevin and his father were sitting at a card table. Grandpa was sitting in the big chair reading a book. Toby went over to the card table.
“Hey Tob,” said Uncle Kevin.
“What are you doing?” Toby asked.
“We’re playing Risk,” replied his father.
“Can I play?” Toby asked.
“I think this game is a bit too hard for you,” his father replied. “We’ll play a different game later.”
Grandpa called Toby to come over and sit on his lap. Five-year old Toby did just that. He wanted to know what grandpa was looking at.
“It’s A Year-Round Guide to Indiana Bird Watching,” grandpa told him.
“Why you reading that grandpa?
“I like birds, Tobias. Do you?”
“Uh-huh.” Toby rubbed his eyes and lifted the book to see the pictures. “What’s that?’ He pointed to the page.
“That’s a Dark-eyed Junco,” grandpa replied. “It says here that they like to eat seeds, insects and berries.”
“Huh. His name is Junco?”
“Yes. If you were a bird, I’d call you a Blue-eyed Tobias.” Grandpa smiled.
Toby turned the page. “Why do you like birds, grandpa?”
“Birds are special creatures. They seem to be wherever we are, as if God wanted to make sure we notice them. They are free and at the same time totally dependent on God and His created order.
“And there are so many kinds of birds, Tobias.” Grandpa flipped through the pages. “They bring color and sound to our lives. Seeing them and hearing them is proof that nature is healthy. I try to spot a bird by its coloring and by its songs and calls.”
“Birds have songs?”
“They sure do. Male birds sing to attract female birds. They also sing to scare off other birds from their territory and to bond with mates and young’uns. You want to hear a Mourning Dove Song?”
“Yeah.”
Grandpa took a deep breath, formed his mouth and went “coo-AH-oo coo-coo”. He waited and then again “coo-AH-oo coo-coo.”
“The Mourning Dove keeps repeating this song until a female is attracted. That’s how I met your grandmother.” Toby’s eyes lit up when he saw grandma smile.
“Bird experts can tell the species of a bird by just listening to its song. Each species has its own song.”
“What’s speecheese?”
“A species is a way to name animals that are alike and have babies like them. Let’s see,” he found the page. “It says here that the Dark-eyed Junco is a species of Junco, a group of small, grayish sparrows.”
“It also says that Male Dark-eyed Juncos sing a sweet, high-pitched trill that sounds similar to the songs of the Chipping Sparrow and Pine Warbler. And during the winter, Juncos come to backyard feeders for millet and bird seed. I saw one at my bird feeder this morning.”
Toby looked over at the kitchen. “Let’s see if your mother has something for you to eat.” Grandpa moved Toby to his feet, got up, and the two of them went into the kitchen.
Toby was given a yogurt by his mother. Eating it, he watched Grandpa put his finger into the cranberry sauce, taste it and pucker his lips. Then grandpa put his finger into the mashed sweet potatoes, tasted it and said “Yum!” And then he put his finger into the pumpkin pie mix, tasted it and said “mm-mmm.”
When he reached for the stuffing, Grandma, hands on her hips, said, “Shoo you two. Come back when we’re ready to eat, in about two hours.”
“Let’s go for a walk Toby,” Grandpa said. “Get dressed in warm clothes. We’re going birding.”
A voice in the next room said, “Dad, the weather man said that central Indiana is 30 degrees and cloudy.”
Before Toby left the kitchen his mother said, “Go make your bed first and then put on your corduroy pants and blue sweater and then comb your hair.”
Toby shot upstairs and came back down two minutes later. His mother looked him over and then had grandpa put on his winter coat, his gloves, and the knitted hat that grandma made for him.
Outside, grandpa went over to his car and took out a pair of binoculars. He showed Toby and said “Maybe we will see a cardinal today.”
As they walked down two blocks past houses, they saw no birds. But then Grandpa spotted a Mourning Dove on a roof. He handed Toby the binoculars after adjusting the focus. “Let’s wait here and listen.”
When the dove began its song, Toby was transfixed until the dove flew out of sight.
They walked to the end of the street and came to a T-intersection. On the other side of the crossroad was open farmland. Wind whistled through the field of corn stalk stumps. Grandpa tied the ear flaps of Toby’s knitted hat below his chin.
To their left and down the road about forty yards was a small group of trees and undergrowth. “Let’s head there,” Grandpa told Toby.
As they walked along on the farm side of the road, Toby found a corn cob. Holding the smooth kernelled end, Toby showed grandpa the half-eaten end.
Grandpa looked it over and said, “Probably some squirrel started eating it. Or may be a goose.”
As they neared the trees, grandpa stopped and brought the binoculars to his eyes. He then handed them to Toby. “What do you see in that tree?” Grandpa pointed.
Toby looked and said, “The birds keep moving so I can’t see them.”
“They might be getting ready for winter,” Grandpa replied. They’re probably in a hurry to get out of the wind and get things settled for winter.”
Then Grandpa spotted a falcon perched on top of a utility pole that was about thirty yards down the road. He adjusted the focus of the binoculars and handed them to Toby. “Look up there. Can you see that falcon, Tobias?” He pointed to the electric pole.
Toby looked and said, “That is a falcon?”
Grandpa looked again. “Yes. A falcon known as the American Kestrel. I can tell by dark gray head, the rust-colored back and tail, the white cheeks and throat and blue-black bill. It’s the smallest of falcons. Some call it a “Sparrow Hawk”.”
“They like open areas without dense cover. He’s sitting up there to view the whole area for food. He’s scanning for prey on the ground. He’ll sit and wait. He’ll only attack when he’s sure that he will succeed. When he has prey in sight, he will either catch it on the ground or in flight.
“In the summer months he’ll hunt and eat dragonflies, cicadas, beetles, grasshoppers, butterflies and moths, scorpions, and spiders. He’ll hover and capture insects in the air.
“In winter weather, like right now, he’ll hunt small mammals like mice, voles, shrews, and bats. And he’ll hunt small birds . . . like that little sparrow that just flew into the field. He pointed to it.
Grandpa let Toby use the binoculars to observe the falcon. “Let’s see what happens,” he said. “I wonder if that falcon noticed that small bird.”
A moment later, the falcon swooped down, grabbed the bird with his claws, and flew back to his high perch.
“Did you see that grandpa?” Toby asked.
“I sure did. He’s going back to his perch to eat it. Take another look.”
“Do birds eat other birds, grandpa?”
“They sure do. Birds of prey, like this falcon, have evolved to catch diverse things like insects, small mammals, and birds.
“I just remembered something. When I was a boy, Tobias, my father took me birding. One day he said “Frankie, there are so many birds but you never see dead birds. He told me that dead birds vanish because predators and scavengers come along and eat them. That’s why most bird bodies disappear. Creatures like foxes, badgers, ants, and birds of prey scavenge dead birds. The value of the bird’s life is returned to nature. Nature, he said, provides food for itself. Live birds and dead birds contribute to the lifecycle of our ecosystem.”
The sun never came out. The icy wind blowing across the open field made Toby’s nose and cheeks red. Grandpa said it was time for them to head back.
When they arrived home and opened the door, they were met with a rush of warm air, laughter, and savory smells. They saw the dining room table was set and the food ready to come out.
“Go wash your hands you two,” mom said. “We are ready to eat.”
When everyone had found their place at the table, mom asked grandpa to pray the blessing.
We give you thanks, most gracious God, for the beauty of
earth and sky and sea; for the richness of mountains, plains,
and rivers; for the songs of birds and the loveliness of flowers.
We praise you for these good gifts, and pray that we may
safeguard them for our posterity. Grant that we may continue
to grow in our grateful enjoyment of your abundant creation.
And now we ask Your blessing on this food we are about to eat. Amen.
A loud “AMEN!” followed.
Toby’s mother then handed Toby’s father a knife and said, “Carve the bird.” Toby gulped when he heard that. He looked over at grandpa.
“Tom turkey has been well fed. Now, he feeds us. Tobias, do you know which bird is at every meal?”
“No.”
“A swallow. Do you know which birds go to church a lot?
“No.”
“Birds of prey. What do you call a mean turkey?”
“I dunno.”
“A jerk-ey. What do you give a sick bird?”
“I dunno.”
“Tweetment! Did you hear about the owl with no friends?
“No.”
“He was owl by himself.”
The adults groaned. Toby wanted more.
After plates were filled and people were busy eating, Uncle Kevin asked Toby to tell everyone what he saw birding with grandpa.
“I saw a falcon. It came down and got a bird and ate it,” Toby exclaimed.
“Ewwwww!” Tilly didn’t like the thought.
Toby forked a piece a turkey, held it up, looked at his sister and said “Now I am a falcon!” and gobbled it down.
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American Kestrel
Dark-eyed Junco
Dark-eyed Junco Sounds, All About Birds, Cornell Lab of Ornithology
Bird Sounds and Songs of the Dark-eyed Junco | The Old Farmer’s Almanac
Dark-eyed Junco | Audubon Field Guide
Easter Morning Central Indiana Bird Song
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American Kestrel – Photo by John Mariani
Vermilion Flycatcher at Cattail Marsh in Beaumont, TX – Photo by John Mariani
Eastern Phoebe at Anahuac National Wildlife Refuge, TX – Photo by John Mariani
American Tree Sparrow, Northwest Ohio – Photo by American_Phoenix
The quirky nature humor of https://rosemarymosco.com/
Northern Shrike, new cartoon by Rosemary Mosco.
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The presence of birds in our lives brings good health. Indeed research shows that the richer and more various the birds in a neighborhood, the higher people’s satisfaction with life. Birdsong is the natural sound linked most strongly to reducing stress and promoting restoration, particularly when it is more diverse and people are prompted to notice it. Birds bring joy.
Five curious health benefits of dark midwinter, according to science | The Independent
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Imagination sees a parallel universe.






















Thanksfornothing
November 21, 2021 Leave a comment
How’s your Thanksfornothing Holiday shaping up? Did you check The Fauci’s Almanac for your T-day forecast? Do you know when to wear a mask and when to hold ‘em? Will you only invite the vaxxed? The Fauci’s Almanac says “If you get vaccinated and your family’s vaccinated, you can feel good about enjoying a typical Thanksgiving, Christmas with your family and close friends.” And, if you are in a public setting such as a store or church “go the extra mile, be safe, wear a mask.”
If you are traveling, remember to avoid using “racist roads and bridges” to go “over the river and through the woods” to grandmother’s house.
Check in with your DEI training before making your list of invitees. At the very least invite a black gay woman and a pregnant man for diversity-equity-inclusion’s sake.
Also invite a minor-attracted Jesuit to give the blessing on the food, the 1619 Project, CRT, DEI, ESG, the World Economic Forum, The Great Reset, the LGBTQRSTUV, the CDC, the NIH, the administrative state, Vaxx passports, Saint Fauci, Pope Francis, and the house of Biden.
Before your guests arrive put on your CHOOSE WOKELY apron. Have your husband put on a clean #NO JUSTICE NO POLICE tee shirt. When your guests arrive show them the safe space area with Play-Doh. You want to make sure that the easily triggered and those suffering from unexpected malaise will have a place to untrigger and demalaise.
Will you be serving the House Build Back Better turkey? If so, you will need your Emergency Use funds to buy your inflation-mandated turkey and fixins. Please don’t forget to inject your turkey with the Moderna vaccine and to PCR test it before serving. And, please wear a mask when carving the turkey. The vaccines are totally effective but not completely effective.
Stuff your conversation with the bread of life – Wokeianity. Dish out a cornucopia of social justice platitudes – like how the world should be a more just and equitable place, a place where, in your parable teaching, dark meat is prepared and served in greater portions than white meat. You should discuss white meat privilege.
When your kids ask “Why?” tell them that “blackness” is oppressed and “whiteness” is the oppressor; that “blackness” must replace “whiteness” in those roles. Having your children seeing in this color-coded way is essential to a discriminating social justice. We are to be defined by our race and not as individuals.
Remind your aunt Myrtle to mind her white privilege P’s and Q’s when you ask her to pass the peas and carrots to your black tranny guest. And remember to use the baby talk-like pronouns for your diverse guests as required by Woke decorum.
The adults should remind the children at the table that voter IDs are racist, men always oppress women, whites always oppress blacks, socialism is better than capitalism, that materialism is all you need, that the planet will cease to exist unless we address climate change, that the 1st and 2nd Amendments are serious threats to democracy, that Black Lives Matter, that abortions but not vaccines are a My Body My Choice matter, and that science like roads and bridges is racist and must be socially reengineered.
Make sure your kids understand that those who don’t agree with your Wokeianity are Islamophobic, homophobic, xenophobic, dupes, and deplorable.
Let your table conversation include the efficacy and wonders of both the vaccines and open borders. Tell your guests about your EVs and then encourage them to discuss the absolute horror of the world ending in the next five years if we don’t do something about climate change right now. Let them know that the grapevines growing the Napa wine you are serving are in danger.
Serve your kids Woka-Cola so they feel at perfect harmony with the world.
Make sure to spoon out lots of righteous indignation and shame onto the heads of the uninvited unvaxxed. That will make your guests feel special. And let them use their smartphones while eating. That is how activism happens. And please leave the TV on during the meal so that your guests will be reminded during commercial breaks that booster shots are available to Build you Back Better.
When coffee and dessert are served, have your university graduate son speak to the issue of how giving thanks is a practice that came down from the racist Puritans and must be denounced as oppressive to blacks. And, to how that every good and perfect gift comes down from the government. Then you will have a Happy Thanksfornothing!
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“These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.” – GK Chesterton
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Informed dissent:
COVID-19 outpatients: early risk-stratified treatment with zinc plus low-dose hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin: a retrospective case series study (nih.gov)
Dr. Peter McCullough Issues Emergency Warning: Vaccine Created Spike Protein is Deadly in the Human Body (banned.video)
EXCLUSIVE: Archbishop Vigano Shares Letter with TGP Directed Towards Tomorrow’s Protesters Against Health Tyranny in Switzerland (thegatewaypundit.com)
“The bottom line is Fauci was sort of right when he was originally asked about masks and he replied they are “useless, but if it makes you feel better, you can wear them.”
They are actually detrimental, especially for kids, because they trap bacteria and you then breath in that bacteria resulting in an increase in respiratory infections.”
Do masks work? – by Steve Kirsch – Steve Kirsch’s newsletter (substack.com)
CDC Admits It Has No Record of an Unvaccinated Person Spreading Covid After Recovering From Covid (thegatewaypundit.com)
FAUCI’S 5 FELONIES EXPOSED: Congress Must Act: End EUA & Pharma Immunity (redvoicemedia.com)
Top Scientist: Getting A Covid Vaccine Can Be More Damaging Than a Heart Attack (freeworldnews.tv)
CDC busted on Natural Immunity… – CITIZEN FREE PRESS
A message from Michael – by Steve Kirsch – Steve Kirsch’s newsletter (substack.com)
Dr. Scott Atlas unloads on Fauci, Birx, Redfield in forthcoming memoir: ‘I was disgusted’ | Fox News
The CDC Finally Reveals Its Estimate for How Many Americans Have ‘Natural Immunity’: 146.6 Million People – Becker News
Scientific Study — Covid Spike Protein DRAMATICALLY Impairs Cell DNA Damage Repair… – CITIZEN FREE PRESS
Booster Doses are Extremely Dangerous and They Will Make Everything Worse – by eugyppius – eugyppius: a plague chronicle (substack.com)
Did a German doctor commit suicide rather than give vaccines? – by Steve Kirsch – Steve Kirsch’s newsletter (substack.com)
Dissent leads to disassociation:
US Army Surgeon Taken Off Her Job After Reporting Pilot Vaccine Injuries – News Punch
Resist:
26 Christian Navy SEALs Make Final Stand Against Biden’s Vaccine Mandate (resistthemainstream.org)
JUST IN: Appeals Court Re-Affirms Halt on Biden’s Covid Vaccine Mandate for Private Businesses – Cites ‘Severe’ Risks (thegatewaypundit.com)
Florida Legislature To Decide On Withdrawing State From OSHA’s Oversight and Allowing Employees to Sue Over Biden’s Authoritarian Vaccine Mandates In Emergency Special Session Next Week (thegatewaypundit.com)
Oklahoma Doctors Have Tremendous Success in Treating Nursing Home COVID Patients with Ivermectin (thegatewaypundit.com)
The whole pandemic issue is instrumental to the Great Reset, and it is the latter that we must fight. I think that, at this moment, it is most appropriate to create a movement of the people that calls together, in an Anti-globalist Alliance, Catholics, Christians, and people of goodwill. This is the first appeal I make to that effect.
…If the attack is global. The defense must also be global.
Archbishop Viganò
HUGE EXCLUSIVE: Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò Calls on People of Faith to Unite in a Worldwide Anti-Globalist Alliance to Free Humanity from the Totalitarian Regime (VIDEO) (thegatewaypundit.com)
Vaxx Shaming of our children:
shame the children until they comply – by el gato malo – bad cattitude (substack.com)
COVID Treatment – Telehealth:
Get Ivermectin Online Prescription. Request Ivermectin Prescription Online And Get Oral Ivermectin Tablets For Humans For Sale Near You. (pushhealth.com)
Dr. Syed Haider (drsyedhaider.com)
MyFreeDoctor.com’s Free Doctor consults all 50 states!
Where to find Ivermectin for Covid-19 or LongCovid – Covid.us.org
HOME | The James Clinic (ivermectincan.com)
FRONTLINE MDs with Dr. Stella Immanuel
Courage, not COVID cowardice:
MUST WATCH: 2nd Grader Suspended 38 Times for Not Wearing Masks Tells School Board That She Hopes They Go to Jail (thegatewaypundit.com)
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/brief-history-west-african-slavery-woke
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